A Seat in the Fog

Briefs of Fiction, posted on May 31, 2010 at 11h26

Somewhere in the building across the street, in some scattered bit of his confused heart, Marcel admired what his wife had done. He shoved the deed into his pocket and wandered around. Rows and rows of patio furniture, all arranged neatly across the split room, more still in boxes in the back. Each table and each chair had accumulated only the dust since they were last cleaned perhaps two months earlier. Marcel pulled a plastic chair away from a glass table and its collapsed umbrella, and he rested.

When he proposed to his wife so many graying years ago, he promised her everything. They had nothing at the time so everything was easy to give, like a house, a family, food on the table. And all these things, he gave her.

They bought a store together, a little corner store in the small town where they lived. He liked the work but never quite understood the bookkeeping, so she took care of that. And every day, together, they ran the store. People went there for groceries, to rent movies, to enjoy a home-cooked meal. They raised their children there, and their children grew up to raise their own children there, and still, always together, they ran their store.

Looking around the dark room, Marcel wiped his eyes dry. All this furniture ordered from catalogues and shipped here, all set up and arranged and regularly cleaned. He had so many questions. He wanted none of them answered. He wanted out.

Last year, she told him that she was dying. She knew for a while, but she kept it to herself. It didn’t make sense, maybe, or she didn’t believe it, or she forgot. Her mind was getting old, she said. Foggy. She forgot some things, and remembered other things, things that never happened. Sometimes she didn’t recognize where she was.

He thought she was just tired.

She was tired for a long time.

Marcel made sure the For Sale sign was visible in the boarded-up windows. He locked up the building across from their store and put the key that the locksmith made into his pocket. According to the deed, they bought the building together years before she passed away, but this was the first time he’d seen this foggy place. He did not want to come back.

CDs and Line Buzz

My Regular Mind, posted on May 28, 2010 at 11h55

Man. I finally received some CDs that I’ve been waiting a couple weeks for. I don’t want to sound ungrateful for the service of an independent label, but thirteen business days is pushing it. I ordered Swing Kids in the morning and Amazon had it to me the following afternoon. I want to support small businesses — especially in music — but they have to stay competitive within bounds of reason. If I hadn’t pre-ordered the album, I could have bought it at the store for the same price (with shipping) about 18 days ago. This happened years ago when I pre-ordered a different album from the same label. I’m sure most of it has to do with Canada Customs, but the whole situation gets a big hrmph from me.

All that said, the albums have arrived. The new Sage Francis album called Li(f)e, and two albums by B. Dolan, The Failure and Fallen House, Sunken City. Have yet to give them a good solid listen. I’ll be seeing them both perform on Monday at the Biltmore, my first time for either. I haven’t been to many hip hop shows so I’m really looking forward to it. Sage Francis is among my favourite lyricists, but you should know that.

B. Dolan’s FHSC came with a CD of every song’s instrumental track, as they were produced by Alias. I love instrumental tracks to existing songs. The last Sage Francis album I pre-ordered came with one, and there are a few tracks I want to one day record lyrics over. Last time I tried my new microphone through my audio interface I had a buzz in it. (That gets another hrmph.) I haven’t yet tried to remedy the problem. There are sheets and sheets of lyrics dying to find a home. Just gotta make that time. ‘Til then.

Comicle #3: The Line-Up

Comicles, posted on May 28, 2010 at 06h00

Sometimes we make up stories to reinforce our beliefs, sometimes just to make sure there’s someone on our side. One of these stories might be that I have Jedi powers, another might be that animals give us their lives for our consumption. (As if a cow ever nobly sacrificed herself for your hamburger like Obi Wan did to beat the Empire!) Isn’t it odd that somehow we “know” what cows want despite not being able to speak cow at all?

I’ve heard the argument that animals have a better quality of life with us than if they were out in nature. That’s a huge assumption. First, that the corporations in charge of conceiving, growing, and killing these animals to make a profit are at all concerned with the animal’s comfort; and second, that we have a right to control their death when we engineered their birth strictly for that purpose.

I think that giving these animals a better life would include letting them live past their Ideal Kill Weight. Maybe that’s just me.

The cows in this cartoon were compensated fairly based on current Hollywood acting rates… that is, they got a lot of moo-la.

One Thoughtful Punk

Crime of Life, posted on May 25, 2010 at 06h55

Dave was the first vegan I ever knew. He was vegan before I ever heard of the word. He immersed himself in it. With some ethics, that’s the only way it can be, completely. As far as I knew, his beliefs were being influenced by the people around him and the music he was listening to. There are a lot of thoughtful punks in the world. I’m not sure enough people recognize that.

I knew nothing about veganism other than that a lot of things you wouldn’t expect were on the restricted list. I had a few questions. One in particular was sincerely ignorant. I asked if he could eat Cheezies. My presumption was that they probably weren’t made with actual cheese, thereby avoiding the dairy qualifier; this was incorrect. They’re on the restricted list.

I’m looking back at my life and noticing different things now, memories like this. If it hadn’t been for Dave, my awakening to veganism might have taken longer, or maybe not at all. Today, I don’t look at my diet as having a restricted list. I can choose to eat anything I want. I make these choices every day guided by principles I believe in. Perhaps if I’d asked different questions that day, I wouldn’t have eaten so many Cheezies since.

Lists

Poems, posted on May 22, 2010 at 10h22

everything bad that has happened is this:
- the feeling of falling apart from your kiss
- the meaning of mining for diamonds I’d missed
- the lesions from longing for love that would lift
- the reason for rising my heart to a risk
- the chill through a winter of wanting a wish
- the tiny impression I left on your list
of things you demanded, but never could give

Comicle #2: Nothing but the Tooth

Comicles, posted on May 19, 2010 at 09h27

This post could alternately be titled The Whole Tooth and Nothing but the Tooth. But that would be longer.

Back before I did any research into the subject, I was having a discussion with a vegetarian about how humans are natural predators. As most people have probably asserted, I brought up the bit about the canine teeth. Well, as I’ve learned long since then, we’ve got very few sharp predator teeth and many more dull herbivore teeth. It’s not the end-all, be-all physiological proof that we’re not natural predators, but it sure helps debunk the fluff.

I didn’t want to post one of my Hey, Vegan doodles as my second Comicle of all time — (because the V word is still scary to some folks!) — but I know that you’ll all see the humour anyway. We’re just having fun, right? Right?

Bandette Relocated

My Regular Mind, posted on May 18, 2010 at 07h12

Yesterday was a big day for our raccoon friends living above our kitchen! Bandette and her family have officially been relocated to a newer, happier, and not-in-our-home home. Where they’ve gone exactly we don’t know — she didn’t leave a forwarding address — but I imagine it’s a wonderful place. Also, I imagine that it’s got running water and digital cable. She always wanted digital cable. No more recording over old VHS tapes.

The rescue was interesting. Our landlord cut a hole into the wall above our kitchen sink. After removing the piece of drywall, we could see two babies sitting right there on the insulation. Not the best place to raise children. The mother had been startled by the noise and left the nest, and the man from Critter Rescue took the two babies out and put them in a small bucket which he left in the back yard. Bandette emerged from her little entryway in the roof and went down to fetch her kids right away. She took one and ran off to find a safe new place.

As they were boarding up the entryway, we heard some chattering from inside the hole. A third baby! Bandette had apparently been trying to move her litter when she was startled but didn’t get very far. Another hole was cut into the ceiling and the last baby was pulled out. When the mother returned to the bucket, she found that she couldn’t carry them both at the same time, but she sure tried. For nearly ten minutes she ran between the two just trying to keep them quiet and close. In the end she made two quick trips, and that was that.

It was sad to see their comfort disturbed. I can’t imagine how difficult it would be living in such a cramped area when naturally raccoons live… well, not in the insulated wall of a house. I’m sure that yesterday was a stressful day for them, but it’s for the best. And in a few months when they come back for tea and biscuits, I’m sure we’ll all just laugh about the whole thing.

Comicle #1: The Disappearing Steve

Comicles, posted on May 12, 2010 at 11h17

I finally got some scanning software to work with the shiny multifunction printer on my desk. This image was as much of a hardware test as it is a content test.

I used to doodle wacky stick men cartoons in high school to amuse myself. Soon enough I was amusing other people with them too. Now they’re on the fancy Internets to amuse the entire world. You’re welcome, Entire World. Now get back to work.

Chubby Batman and More Bandette

My Regular Mind, posted on May 11, 2010 at 07h35

Last week I was looking at clouds with a walking fellow and saw what was absolutely, definitely chubby Batman wearing an inflatable rubber ducky toy while laying on some rocks. There is no debate, there he is.

Unrelated to this incredible sighting is more activity with our raccoon friend Bandette — (formerly Bandit) — as she continues to prepare her kids for a life ANYWHERE BUT OUR KITCHEN. I’m sure they’re cute and all, but nocturnal and playful aren’t my favourite qualities in a houseguest. She sits on our solarium roof, cleaning and scheming, while those kids of hers chatter on in the small bit of ceiling above our kitchen cupboards. Get a job, already.

Went on a date last week to a beautiful restaurant called Radha. We experienced a delicious meal followed by a long period of wondering how the ‘ricotta’ filling could possibly be made of almonds. Afterwards, there was some Ultimate going on in a park that we passed on our way for a lousy chai, and we watched that for awhile. We weren’t the only ones. An elderly man was sitting behind the fence heckling the goalie of a small soccer practice. Or maybe he was just a generally angry man heckling the world. The downtown east side is not always the most comfortable place to be.

And did you notice I’m trying something new?

Update! Here’s a more detailed sketch to prove there was a chubby Batman in the clouds. Evidence presented, point proven, case closed!

The Way He Fell Upon You

Poems, posted on May 10, 2010 at 12h02

The way he fell upon you, a cautious solstice brume
You bloomed towards the warmth and felt ever so often moved;

The way he fell upon you, a distance so distinctly true
You threw your patient arms around a whisper and wielded wounds;

The way he fell upon you, a drastic dance with doom
And still he falls upon you but now he falls right through

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